undeadcourier:

unnameablethings:

corvidprompts:

“I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.”

“But, darling, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.”

“O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?”

“Is it working?”

the amount of people tagging this as “this would work on me” is INTENSELY FUNNY YOU’RE ALL SO FUCKIN VALID

jowikangaroo:

omfg Alex

Bonus:

i bet Tumblr is gonna flag this

romacsuggestions:

captain and pilot play fortnite

itsfreerheelestate:

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture