I don’t know how to describe what my reaction is when I see Containment Procedures shortened to “”“ConProcs”“” but it is visceral and It Is Bad
Visceral Cringe
@perelka-l said: Who….. Even does this ……what…..
people who take the SCP Foundation way too seriously, &/or people trying to be Cool and In The Know but who don’t realise that they sound like an elderly grandparent trying to Relate to the Youths
me, walking into the briefing room pulling my pants up so high they’re practically at my nipples, my big clumpy old man shoes fully visible, socks pulled right up to my knees: how’s it going, fellow youths? we got a lot of funky shit to do with those uh, skips today, you feel me? haha you uh, mood that? big feels, am i right? anyway, if you yeet your folders over to page 17 you can see the uh, conprocs for this skipper, big ol skipper boi, just take a look at that and come join me at the cell yeah? [dabs as i leave the room]
if it’s not the Old Researcher saying this to Relate to the Youths it’s the trigger-happy young agent fresh out of training who swallowed the rulebook and is dying to amnesticate an entire village
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