turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

i live. in a sitcom

my friend brought me cheesecakes last weekend for my birthday and i havent eaten them all yet and theyre coming over TODAY but i dont want to offend them by making them think i didnt like this thoughtful gift so now i have to eat 5 cheesecakes before they get here

I FORGOT TO EAT ANY CHEESECAKES AND THEYRE GONNA BE HERE IN THREE HOURS

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