vealot:

good-night-bandit:

vealot:

while you were partying i was stomping on oranges

while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines

While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy

and now that the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

I’m honestly terrified of this post??

i stuck a lemon in the microwave and it fuckign exploded and i will do it again