Marvel’s New Spider-Man is a Disgusting Nightmare

adurot:

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blackphoenix1977:

Remember this meme?

It’s canon now: say hello to Spiders-Man of Earth-11580!!

He’s made of spiders AND he shoots spiders at people!

He also spends time assuring the others he doesn’t eat people

If you had a friend made entirely of spiders, wouldn’t you want them to let you know that they don’t eat people?

Yes, but preferably Not while talking about how delicious I look.