vampireapologist:

linguisticparadox:

vampireapologist:

I just passed someone pointing at their black boots and saying very firmly “it IS gay the shoes make it gay” and I said “it’s true” as I passed and they turned to their friend and said “SEE” and I’m just glad I could be helpful

I love those moments when I get to be a helpful NPC

This is EXACTLY it. I was an NPC