bemusedlybespectacled:

me as a child: cutting coupons out of the newspaper and ads is boring, and waiting for my mom to pull out coupons in the checkout line takes so long, and only buying stuff on sale means not getting the cool stuff I want and I don’t like it and it’s boring

me as an adult, standing at the checkout counter at cvs, waiting for the stream of coupons to rush forth like a slot machine jackpot, knowing that because I stacked today’s coupons properly I have saved 63% on my total purchase, a complete bargain: