bubblewonderabyss:

radiant-mercy:

We should make a 50 Ways To Die In Starbound video like Jake Eyes does with Minecraft

Ah yes the 50 ways to die in starbound

-Walking down a mountain too fast

-Falling into a deep cave

-Forgetting about the broken broadsword’s alt

-Food poisonong

-Gambling

-Using that slow acting salve when literally anything else is available

-Acid rain

-Mining deep without watching the background

-Any lava really

-Letting moontants pile up instead of just tanking the lazers while fighting the Horror

-Escort missions

-Too many torches

-Not enough torches

-Starving to death because you forgot to bring logs underground

-Standing around on a sharp rock

-Being in a wooden village during a fire storm. The fire’s harmless but you’re a thief now

-Small meteorites

-Large meteorites

-Smashing your hylotl friend’s favorite seashell

-Hylotl guards shooting their own flowers and blaming you

-Ghosts

-Elevators

-Deadly cold

-Deadly heat

-That one vault boss move that basically forces you to stand around and get shot

-Crate tunnelvision

-The long drop to the Ruin’s heart that lags like a motherfucker

-Bats in small spaces

-Procedurally generated quadropeds

-Falling off your tall buildings

-Trying to catch pets

-Getting hopelessly lost

-Accidental sphere tech

-Forgetting you have poison resist equipped instead of healing

-Taking a bunch of quests at once and having to fight bandits, miniknog, floran hunters, and an outlaw in the same place

-Showimg mercy and getting a rocket to the face

-Having too much fun with the durasteel or violium broadswords

-Thinking burn resistance spray is worth it

-Stepping on trap switches while running from the traps you already triggered

-Sewers

-Freeing the animals in the miniknog lab

-Ropes don’t go that high

-Trying to fight a robot horse without hiding in the well

-Not knowing which icicles are decorative

-Sharks in dark rooms

-I can make this jump

-Buzzsaws

-That time a spookit decided it was just gonna keep it’s invincibility even while solid

-Getting jumped while fossil excavating

-Snaunts