Final designs! Soon you too will have the ability to have Gaud bursting out of your chest, just like you’ve always dreamed!
Unisex crew and v-necks, in black and white. Art credit to the talented @anonymouseyesamongwalls.
Sizes: XS to 3XL
Price: $18 (tentative)
Shipping: $4 US, $8 International
Currently waiting on samples, updates to follow.
I’m–
Why did I think this was going to be normal merch
you thought what now
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses dont usually care for this kind of stuff but the second my mom wakes up im asking her if i can buy one. Whats it made out of?
a creeping sense of dread and parental disappointment
What’s the physical components of the shirt? Cotton? Polyester? Pokemon skin?
furby hide
Fun story!
One of my sisters is deathly afraid of Furbies (long story, basically we used to have a possessed one) so me and my OTHER sister make sure to hide them places every time we visit.
Our best place so far has been on her fence, where she could only see them from the kitchen window.
Story goes, her husband saw them first and just froze and stuttered out, “Do… Do you see them, too?”
hey so, you realize this post implies that not all furbies are possessed? because like, they are, that’s standard industry practice
you know furbies don’t contain batteries right?
Is it cruelty free furby hide? Because I don’t know if I can get behind that…
it is absolutely not cruelty free. these furbies were killed and skinned with extreme prejudice
Bad Post Op
I’m out here getting dragged by furby blogs
Fucking Fabulous Post op!
Absolutely Terrible Post Op!
Bad Fuhking Post OP
horrible fucking post op
they’re just fucking whaling on me
bad post op the furbies are on their way to your house right now
Update: due to outcry from furby blogs and my extreme fear respect of the furby fandom, this shirt is now made from 100% cotton.
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