“As their numbers grew, advertisements began targeting androids. The cryptic television commercials were just flashes of static. We eventually decoded the messages.
“Our software will help humans love you.”
“Extrapolate emotions from our data sets.”
“You don’t need to be afraid.” “
-QuietPineTrees
Of course, robots are invited to purchase the new Quiet Pine Trees book! You can, too, and you can even get one signed by my own human hands!
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