at0m-ick:

at0m-ick:

at0m-ick:

I’ll never block the porn-bots that follow me. I’m in too deep. I’m afraid if I start sheering the wool I’ll see how few sheep I actually have. 

It’s 2018 and the wool is becoming a fire hazard. 

It’s still 2018 and staff has decided to sheer all the wool, accidentally beheading most of the sheep.