chongoblog:

chongoblog:

Kids these days with their “Ipads” and “Fortnite”. Back in my day, my friend and I would go out back on the trampoline and throw enormous rubber balls at each others heads at a high velocity while pretending to be wizards or something. We called it “Evil Zelda” and we were happy.

WE DROPKICKED THIS BITCH TOWARDS EACH OTHER AT FIFTY MPH AND ATTEMPTED TO USE IT AS A SPRINGBOARD GOING INCHES FROM BREAKING OUR NECKS AND THE COLD EMBRACE OF DEATH AND WE WERE CONTENT DAMMIT