cupcakeshakesnake:

*inhales*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FINALLY BEAT HIM

IT TOOK 41+ ATTEMPTS BUT I FINALLY GROUND HIS SMUG BLUE GREMLIN FACE INTO THE FLOOR

EAT SHIT JEVIL

EAT SHIT

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(I was taking a short break after finishing applications for a school yesterday, and decided to have a few more goes at the guy.
I’m honestly surprised because I thought it would take at least 50 tries, but I beat him with healing items left over, even. Then I went on, talked to Seam, beat up the Spade King, and you know the rest.)