the-golden-ghost:

Chara: Hey, Gaster, can I put my new OC in the Dark World?
Gaster: THAT DEPENDS. WHAT IS YOUR CHARACTER?
Chara: Okay, his name’s Knife Man and he’s a man with the power of a knife.
Gaster: NO.
Chara: Come on, why the hell not?
Gaster: THIS IS A SERIOUS TEST, DESIGNED TO GAUGE THE PLAYER’S ABILITY TO PERSIST AND OVERCOME IN A WORLD OF LIMITED VALUE. THIS IS NO PLACE FOR CHILDISH GAMES.
Chara: …Fine.

*ten minutes later*

Chara: Hey, Gaster! I made a different OC!
Gaster: INTERESTING. WHAT ARE HIS ATTRIBUTES?
Chara: Okay, his name’s Rouxls Kaard, and his job is to be the king’s bitch and spend all his time making people do stupid tests because he doesn’t have a life.
Gaster. I SEE.
Chara: And he hates childish things and is super condescending all the time.
Gaster: …
Chara: Also, he talks like he’s from five hundred years ago.
Gaster: …YOU’RE MOCKING ME, AREN’T YOU?
Chara: Oh, and his face is all drippy.