Empress Emily, walking out of her cabin on the Dreadful Wale waving her new crossbow around: Meagan, Sokolov, I know how this works, this isn’t my first rodeo. I want a cupholder, air-con and running lights on my mask please
Meagan: you haven’t rescued Sokolov yet and you only have a face-scarf
Emily, checking the iron sights on her pistol: and another sword, I’ve been able to dual-wield since I was eleven
Old Man Corvo, walking up to the Outsider in the Void: is this the Void? you’re the Outsider, it must be
the Outsider: hi-
Old Man Corvo, grabbing the Outsider by his extremely fashionable double-breasted coat and shaking him hard enough to ragdoll his head and legs: Where’s Alexi? Bring back Alexi you coward bring her back. She was good and pure and no older than my Emily. Bring her back bring her back

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