queensparklekitten:

You are about to lose The Game.

You just lost The Game.

You are now aware of your breathing. 

There is a chance you will yawn in 3… 2… 1…

You will be blinking manually starting now.

You are blinking manually.

You now have “Toxic” by Britney Spears stuck in your head. 

Which coincidentially is the ultimate theme music for the SCP Foundation.

The Foundation is full of infohazards.

Like the mundane ones I just exposed you to.

You are still breathing manually.