do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

I was on a Russian server last week and this Heavy on my team got in a fight with our team sniper in spawn over his poor headshotting skills, and the Heavy began yelling ‘мудак’ over mic which is Russian for asshole.

well the team medic ran over and said in a thick British accent ‘you called?’ over mic which led everyone to discover the medic mistook the Russian word for asshole, мудак(pronounced mood-ak), as the heavy calling for him.

also because Russians are assholes everyone, even on the blu team, began yelling МУДАК МУДАК МУДАК over and over into the mic as they laughed their ass off because that one British medic responded to the word asshole as if it were his name.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him they weren’t just mic spamming him when he got confused as to why literally everyone was yelling medic at him