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facts from the transformers comics that sound fake but are completely canon

• god started the 4 million year decepticon/autobot war by knocking over a guys drink while trying to get a curly straw
• megatron is a communist who wrote poetry and after the war becomes an autobot
• cybertronians are a homonormative race, not that they really care or are actively aware of the significance of it
• there an instance mpreg, which was written in for no reason other than the author likes mpreg
• optimus made megatron the captain of an autobot ship on a journey to find a mythological group of explorers that optimus doesnt even really believe existed
• shockwave went back in time and made god, so technically shockwave started the war too
• for a while starscream actually was the ruler of cybertron, and he wasnt the worst leader they ever had
• there are tons of other aliens besides cybertronians but you dont see them as often because they hate cybertronians and also megatron killed millions of them
• cybertronians have the robot equivalent of most drugs (steroids, cigars, weed, vapes, hallucinogens, some sort of addictive substance, dont question it)
• transformers is in the same continuity as g.i. joe for no reason other than…..hope for a hasbro extended cinematic universe? idk
• in an older series megatron gets sent to the my little pony universe and he hates it
• tumblr exists in transformers
• transformers had slavery and they had to have a civil rights movement to get rid of it, and this wasnt even a major plot point
• there is also racism in transfomers of function vs. form (ex. if youre a jet you have to be in the military, sport cars have to be racers) which was a major plot point in many issues and also caused the war
• transformers who dont transform into cars, trucks, or other automobiles will often ride scooters or trains for transportation
• theres a toaster transformer who everybody is obsessed with but has no active role in any of the stories other than being a toaster
• at one point it was implied that two transformers tried to fuck in the trailer of another sleeping transformer. yes, it was weird. no, there was no good reason for it.

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