motherfuckingmagicbrian:

questbedhead:

So like, the voidfish maybe (?) don’t need to eat all that often, but I doubt Lucretia was just gonna let junior go hungry. But she can’t tell anyone else that there’s a baby voidfish so she’d have to make things for him herself, but what?? Did she write him stories? Some angsty poems?? Songs??? Please imagine a very tired Madame Director trying to improvise a snack after a long day of directing, slumped over juniors tank whispering do you want ice cream, it’s a creamy creamy treat-

#thats funny but can we revisit angsty poems?#like lucretia pouring all her regrets on paper and making herself cry#and then she sits up and goes ‘that was embarrassing’ and feeds it to junior and deletes it forever

Part of the Story and Song would be just a mortifying blast of every sad poem she’s written over the past 112 years. 

“Tears push against my eyes

 but I stand, stone-faced

telling only lies”

“Oh my gods, Junior why did I write this, here you go have some breakfast.”