v1als:

so everyone is in bed and Acton & I are keeping an eye on the cats and they’re the naughtiest cats I have ever met omg… they’re only about a year old so still kittens and honestly we have been run off our feet

in the last half an hour they have:

• climbed on the Forbidden Tables countless times
• climbed on the Forbidden Counters countless times
• tried to steal an entire carton of eggs from the fridge (one grabbed it in his mouth and tried to tug it off the shelf)
• tried to eat the pizza we were cutting up
• scratched the Forbidden Furniture
• climbed into the Forbidden Sink

and finally:

• found a couple of cinnamon rolls, of which half of one was eaten by one cat. while we were cleaning up the crumbs and throwing the rolls out, said guilty cat’s brother started eating something in the hallway. when I wrestled it off him, it was… a dried up dead wasp.

both cats have, of course, beeped angrily at us for ruining their fun throughout all of this.