C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.
R2, beeping furiously while C-3PO trips and falls down a sand dune: “IT’S NOT FUCKING NUDE FLESH YOU PIECE OF SHIT DROID!!!”
C-3PO meets a naked Twi’lek and doesn’t react at all. R2D2 asks him why he isn’t scandalized by blue tiddy. C-3PO looks around, confused. What tiddy? He sees no tiddy.
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