inkbleeder:

I create a blog on some garbage site – you know, I don’t want to name any actual websites, so let’s make one up; let’s call it “Tumblr”. So I make a blog on ”Tumblr” and I’ll go “Can you delete the porn bots?” And they go: “No, we don’t see a problem with this” And I go: “Okaaaay!” And then I go to the bathroom. And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, “Any updates?” and they go “Yeah, we got removed from the Apple app store, so we’re going to delete some blogs at random, because we hate you”. So then I go to the Tumblr staff page, which is an oxymoron, and I go: “Can I please have a functioning website?” and they go: “No! In fact, we’re gonna ban every female presenting nipple and screw over thousands of artists who depended on our site to create a platform!” And I go: “Why are you doing this?!” And they go: “Because we’re Tumblr, and life is a fucking nightmare!”