moonlandingwasfaked:

the best feature tumblr ever had was the one where you could pay 5$ to pin a post to the top of all of your followers dashboards.

it was so fucking obnoxious and used for stupid ass shit. idk why they got rid of it tumblr hates money i guess.

becuse you know half the userbase would pay money to make everyone look at a post that just says “so basically…. i’m monkey”