garrettauthor:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

the reason Tumblr is my favorite social media is bc Im a story teller entertainer. I can’t post multi paragraph stories on instagram or twitter

And before anyone says anything let it be known that I’d rather be dead anywhere else than alive on reddit

*strums lute while flourishing dramatically above* This.

If tumblr dies I’ll just spend more time on Twitter.

You’ll never see me on reddit. If you tried to drag my corpse there, it would rise up and claw your eyes out.