existentialterror:

SCP has so many layers of like, references to attempts to reconstruct parts of the lolfoundation canon

I imagine it’s less frustrating for the old guard 😛

but for me it’s like. oh, this is referencing this thing, I’ll go read it….. okay to get this you really need to read this thing which is not canonical anymore because There Is No Canon but you still need to read the undeleted non-canon

it’s very Foundation though. “There is no canon and never was. Please try to keep consistency with it. –O5-6”

@adzolotl offered this revelation today, and I knew y’all had to hear it.

oleandir:

needlekind:

needlekind:

HEY HAVE WE HEARD YET ABOUT THE ALT-RIGHT CONSPIRACY THEORIST WHO GOT BANNED FROM TWITTER SO SHE FUCKING HANDCUFFED HERSELF TO THE NYC TWITTER HQ

x @ 

the fucking nypd asked her if she wanted to be removed from the door and literally she just went “i want my twitter”

my favourite part was that she was only cuffed to one door so people were just going in and out of the entrance anyway, twitter said she could stay as long as she liked and the police were just like call us when you want the cuffs off