teeth-and-eyes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

in 3rd grade I broke my arm trying to impress my crush by beating him in a roller skating contest because that’s how crushes work

my cast was red and I couldn’t use a pencil for 3 months but the important thing is I won, i was the victor

also I once flirted with an attractive doctor while having my eyebrow stitched up and I got her to laugh, so yes I am that chaotic bi bitch

i’ve had both my eyebrows stitched come to think of it. separate incidents

gaud what life do you live

i had a horrible 72 hour hangover that cumulated in me getting lost at Shibuya Crossing, aka the world’s busiest street crossing, to find and unlock a station locker full of cash and raspberry vodka

when lanque grubsits wanshi: they play warrior cats together! wanshi tells him all about her favorite things in the book and he listens, eager to encourage her creativity and enthusiasm. then he makes her a nice home cooked dinner and makes sure she gets to bed on time.

when daraya grubsits wanshi:

Interesting to see the difference between the Derse and Prospit kids and how they deal with things. Rose and Dave don’t dwell on the dreams much because it’s hard for them to. Even Rose, the psychoanalysis aficionado, brushes her nightmare off as nothing important. Could this mean something deeper? Maybe. Who cares. Meanwhile John and Jade aren’t bothered by their dreams/lack of not because they’re avoiding them but because they just accept them. Water off a duck’s back.

floralmarsupial:

rokashii:

gone to a place I couldn’t follow

deadly-operating-system:

helianthusaster:

sarcasmprodigy:

hmmmmmhmhmh:

actmale:

sarcasmprodigy:

A chart.

I could feel his presence, but the fact that you chose this post to put him on makes it feel more cursed

OH SO WE’RE PLAYING THAT GAME ON MY POST.

@actmale I see your play and raise it ten fold

*eightfold

crikadelic:

some thoughts:

– what if indrid’s eyes are red. like all red. i understand the disguise is supposed to make him look normal but literally nothing about him looks normal

– corey hart song. it’s probably like 70 degrees out

I feel like all the Betas have extreme issues and need me to hug them

floralmarsupial:

God yes, homestuck is not dead.

vriska:

they’ve tried to kill us several times but we just keep coming back like roaches

neophyte-redglare:

stplatinum:

neophyte-redglare:

neophyte-redglare:

I think i’ve requested this before and idk if anybody replied to it bc i forgot to check on it and ended up losing the post but does anybody have that picture of those girls standing around a very fat tuxedo cat w/ their knees slightly bent? Here’s an extremely quick + bad sketch of my memory of it the colors dont matter all I know is they looked like they were dressed up for a party

🎊CAT PICTURE ACQUIRED🎉

look how wrong i got the colors lol

this image is a sequel to this one

holy shit