lunaticredeyes1:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

cremepyro:

unclefather:

goodbye human

Issat pants? Issat motherfuckin starched pants walkin around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon?

klubbhead:

commandtower-solring-go:

charlesoberonn:

roar104:

fiyabwal:

sindri42:

xxxtictacion:

After 5 years it’s super slow

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

iguanamouth:

i met the HH mascot handler a few years back at a promotional event and me and a select few others were granted access to a room in the back where, once we were behind the safety wall with our infrared goggles, they removed the protective outer layer to our surprise and delight

most importantly : the nose is a part of the skull and is also made of bone