i have. the most intense homestuck theory. just you wait for this shit
get ready….your strife specibi is reflective of ur sexuality
“but OP what the fuck does that mean” well let me tell u. depending on how ur weapon works/is used in battle, it can mean you’re gay/bi/pan/etc. examples:
ONE WEAPON, USES BOTH HANDS (hammer, chainsaw, katana, etc) : gay/lesbian
“what about dave’s broken sword and vriska’s (multiple) D8” well buddy sexuality is a complex deal, and a very important part of what makes someone who they are. dave and vriska have fragmented weapons which parallels their uncertainty about who they truly are as individuals, past a basic sexual orientation level. you could read this as “trauma is fucked up and fucks w/ you and also makes you have weird weapons in a virtual game” and/or “dave and vriska…trans”. either way i’m right
Thanos: wow I am such a TRAGIC villain. Look at me CRYING and mourning and having FEELINGS. It cost me EvErytHIng and I am SO SAD. these are real tears you guys wow you should emphasize with my GrEAt lOSs and sACriFIce and SADNESS
a fun feature of this website that you cant get everywhere else is that you can write a thought out and specific post on a subject you know a lot about, and then someone will add “no no no you dont get it” and then say the exact same thing you did but worse and more condescending. only other place you can access that kind of experience is if youre a woman talking in real life
I can’t reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.
Everyone in Peter’s class gets super hyped when they see Spider-Man on the news the day before an exam because that teacher will just coincidentally forget every copy of the test at home, what a shame, guess you all have one more night to study oh well,,,,,, if any of you were doing important things yesterday it’s real lucky you get this extra time to prepare,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
No no no, imagine this, but on an angstier level.
Post-IW, Peter has awful PTSD because duh. The wrong thing being brought up can trigger flashbacks and memories and he hates it.
Peter’s classmates all saw Spider-Man disappear with Iron Man onto the big spaceship donut and didn’t come back until after everyone was brought back from dust. They don’t know what happened to him and they’re sure they probably don’t want to know. So they take extra care to try and not accidentally trigger anything for him.
Someone mentions Footloose and Peter nearly loses it on the spot? The entire class makes the collective decision to never bring it up again, who cared about the movie anyways.
A list in the Discord serve is complied of every possible trigger for Peter. Anything from words that make him jumpy, to topics that make him need to run to the bathroom and have a panic attack. It’s extensive and constantly updated, but it’s worth it. If Spider-Man is going to protect New York, the least they can do is try to protect Spider-Man.
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