prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

I finally got around to giving Breath of the Wild a serious go today. I’d just gotten my pants enhanced by a fairy, so I was feeling pretty confident about my defensive prowess – and then a goblin one-shotted me with a garden rake.

Clearly I’ve got a long way to go.

“Modest”, you say?

Let me paint a picture for you:

I’m riding across a barren heath in the dead of night and the driving rain, illumined only by distant flashes of lightning.

As I crest the next hill, a hulking masked man stands, motionless, in the road before me.

I draw my horse to a stop.

Unspeaking, he draws his sword.

I dismount.

He raises his weapon in a gesture that’s both a salute to a fellow warrior and a promise of swift death.

He is immediately struck by lightning and killed instantly.

I pick up his sword and continue on my way.

k-phoenix:

lightspeedsound:

Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.

My SO once told me that “time with you is basically me-time” and it is the most beautiful thing and the most sincere form of ‘I love you’ I’ve ever heard.