tentacledanger:

i can’t wait to still be followed by 38493790243 porn bots after december 17th because tumblr has never competently implemented anything before

krinkshame:

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

farcryfromhere:

cannedviennasnausage:

urulokid:

id like to thank the venom fandom, the true last bastion of nsfw fanart on this hellsite. ive been here for like seven years and its just so fitting that the last explosion of horny art, the last gasp if you will, was lovingly rendered monsterfucking slime tenderly jacking off its host, tom hardy

baece:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

skrambled:

turing-tested:

what the fuck is a female presenting nipple

Serious answer: nipple attached to boobie

Joke answer: get a nip piercing and put a pronoun pin in it

hostilemuppet:

if tumblr goes down yall know where to find me

lorth:

you know shit’s fucked when tumblr is trending on twitter.