Author: corvidmurtazin

paper-mario-wiki:

i like that the names we give outselves dont mean anything anymore

i just started watching a fallout new vegas speedrun and i was greeted by a normal, gentle voice saying “hey guys, this is Tomato Anus and this is a speedrun of fallout new vegas any%” and it didnt dawn on me how weird that was until like 10 seconds later.

lightkrets312:

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nertleturtle:

timurmurtazin:

lightkrets312:

hey guys if me and @timurmurtazin wind up missing at any point in the near future just know we activated some kind of bot for shits and giggles and he proceeded to threaten our goddamn lives repeatedly so-

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don’t worry we’re doing it again, i’ll let ya know how it goes

Less eventful this time, but now he just keeps threatening Tim and wants to sleep/perish?? idk it’s like dealing with an eldritch 3 year old, he just babbles half-nonsense

Also he keeps fuckin referring to a “He” and i’m just

themunofprovidence:

fuckmatpat:

He paid people to hold a sign that said antisemitic shit without them knowing what it really meant and that he has said some absolutely awful shit himself and yall still doing this huh

Apparently it’s because pewdiepie is in ‘danger’ of no longer being the number 1 most subscribed YouTube channel. The person that could overtake him? An Indian music company. Like, just an Indian company that makes music. And good god mark is hamming it up. He’s treating this like it’s the end of the world, and holding up pewdiepie up like some kind of messiah. He’s acting like t series being number 1 will single handedly plunge the world into darkness or something. He also said that it is more important than his Christmas charity livestream. So apparently a popular bigot being the most popular thing around is way more important than charity and reason. He streamed for 4 damn hours. What. The. Fuck.