corvidmurtazin

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Pete, Please stop this madness! They’re our customers for gods sake! They Pre-Ordered! You’re breaking the sacred writ of purchase!

Fool! What good is giving them what they want when we can just take their money anyways? Your time is at an end

Then I know what i have to do

So it’s come to this already. Fine. I knew it would one day.

Half as long

Twice as bright

Hey prisoner, you’re finally awake

luigiappreciation:

kilejigeebub:

luigiappreciation:

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

I eat cereal with water

http://timurmurtazin.tumblr.com/post/180707742612/audio_player_iframe/timurmurtazin/tumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkfo1.mp3

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

bogleech:

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

wisdomofstark:

sawahkochan:

videohall:

Boston Terrier puppy tips over while eating

I’ll never be sad again

Him head to big for him got dam body

zarla-s:

😡

incorrect-she-ra:

Glimmer: Why should I trust you?

Catra: You can’t. Honest to God, you can’t. I will stab you in the back and run without remorse. What you can trust is that Hordak is being a pain in the ass to me right now, and I do not tolerate pains in my ass.

Glimmer: …ok, admittedly, I do trust that.

yourepoweredupgetinthere:

“The Batter is lesbian, yes. This is canonic.” -Mortis Ghost

johnegbertfromtv:

marbles-delight:

johnegbertfromtv:

Yesterday I told my English teacher to play undertale

dont worry op i almost accidentally got my ela teacher to read homestuck