sollay-b:

d0ct0r-chan:

smolskyfri:

sollay-b:

mikarublackspade:

sollay-b:

nihkee… big

wHAT

i mean she sure isn’t smol

i think shes short but fucking SWOLE.

i headcanon her as tall as like. a 6-7 sweep kid. even though she is probably due offplanet in a sweep.

so like. kind of tall. not that tall. average kid size. maybe 5′6″

i mean, she has some full body sprites in her route. 

but no one notices how actually short she is because she can squeeze their puny skulls like fucking grapes.

if you mess with her she gon yeet you into the fucking alternian sun

yeah she’s like… so lorge. she doesn’t seem TALL but she’s two or three times larger than the average troll and looks like she’s probably the strongest of the bunch. we stan an entire tank of a young woman

gangster-computer-kebab:

sirobvious:

nobodys-favorite-machinist:

sirobvious:

thecybersmith: It would be a good idea to *troll face* carry a medieval longsword around modern-day London.

half of all tumblr, falling all over each other to become famous as tumblr.com’s next top funnyman/clawback-master: No you fucking moron, you idiot, you imbecile! Holy shit! Holy SHIT you guys this fucking guy! This fucking guy thinks it would be good to have a medieval longsword in modern-day London! How can anybody be this dumb! This dumb motherfucker! First of all, the police would arrest you, and they have GUNS! Have you ever heard of a gun? It’s better than a sword because

I choose to believe they antagonize him because he’s Human Pet Guy.

Well the thing is that he’s actually NOT Human Pet Guy. The real Human Pet Guy deleted soon after the original incident, and then the current guy you see now just grabbed the URL and he’s been playing the character ever since

This is deep lore I did not know.