redwwood:

jeb bush 2020 launching himself at ted cruz on the senate floor: you killed my father* prepare to die!**

*George H.W Bush (1924-2018) was killed by the Zodiac Killer on November 30th, 2018

**just a funny quote from a really good movie called the princess bride please go check it out at your local library

***there wasn’t a third astrix but I just wanted you all to know that I appreciate when you laugh at my really fun jokes and that I really work really hard. love you, no hard feelings!

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nothing is more fucking cathartic than 8 full minutes of the mcelroy brothers ripping into fantastic beasts and dragging johnny depp through the mud

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This years Gävle yule goat is here (soon)

The interest for last year’s Gävle yule goat post of mine, has been. Oddly big recently in my notes. But that’s last year’s goat

A new one will soon arrive!

You can follow the goats adventures, in english and all, on twitter!!

(the one who has the account is a little memer, a good little memer)

Important update

He has arrived