tchalisew:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fifty-shadesofgay:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

ratguzzler:

this is how i found out george hw bush died