corvidmurtazin

turing-tested:

thinking about the time that i kept getting calls from a security system company asking if i wanted to buy their products and how i eventually got sick of it and told them “look. my doors dont lock and i have a sword. ive decided whatever happens, happens.” and they stopped calling

wet-monsoon:

pictured: a response to someone posting suggestive anime girl drawings in the group chat for my college’s art club. such a simple statement, yet that specific hank hill icon elevates it beyond human comprehension

miraculoustang:

i love my job but im horrifyingly unqualified

holidayhearse:

This is Mr. Camille! He’s a rich, snobby and famous movie producer who has a vintage film reel for a head.

He’s directed many movies during his career, all of which he thinks are the best movies out there.

~~This was originally made for an object head tarot card deck but I don’t think the project was ever completed so… I’m going to post it here shhh~~

estpolis:

HHHOOGUAHGAHJ

millennial-review:

holidayhearse:

pointy

https://open.spotify.com/track/2ZQyksYO4zzhyHNcueL0CP?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

paperseverywhere:

triangle-mother:

yeah

masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism