Y’ALL READY FOR SOME TROLLS???

traceexcalibur:

Oh, I know you’re ready for some trolls. I mean damn. It’s been an entire two weeks, which is basically enough for a certified troll drought.

So without further ado…

Allow me to present our two trolls…

FOZZER AND okay hang on what the FUCK.

no. we’re not doing this again. especially not with THAT guy. give me a second.

lemme just

kinda

there!!! good as new

Okay. Ahem. Please enjoy FOZZER VELYES and MARVUS XOLOTO, who will both be starring in HIVESWAP FRIENDSIM: VOLUME FIFTEEN when it launches! Tomorrow afternoon (Fri Nov 09) is our projected release date. See you then!

kiss-my-asymptote:

Lines in The Adventure Zone that make me want to cry every time

Taako’s “You fucking took everything from me”

Lucretia’s “Please lay down, Magnus I don’t want you to get hurt. I love you. I love all of you.”

Mavis’s “You’re my hero because I know how hard you’re trying, Dad.”

Barry’s “They don’t trust me, Lup.”

Lydia’s “I guess we did still need eachother”

Istus’s “You’re going to be amazing”

Griffin’s “Magnus rushes in” at the end of the reunion scene with Julia

Magnus’s “My friends aren’t strong enough, I have to be.”

Griffin’s “The voidfish rejoiced in your company, Magnus. It still does.”

Merle’s “You’ve got faith. It’s faith in you.”

Johan’s “You’re going to have to fight, and you’re going to win!”

The Judge’s “so much cruelty towards a child who loves them.”

Carey’s “I know what happened. You took the big hit, didn’t you Bud?”

Lup’s “I know we don’t say this enough, but thank you.”