shslrealist:

rad-roach:

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

Why the FUCK HE FLAT

hatingongodot:

toadprince:

queen-elizabeth-of-converse:

toadprince:

Not to defend what he did a year ago, it was shitty.

But Logan, unlike many other internet celebrities that have made disgusting mistakes, is actually doing what he can to make amends. He is putting in the effort to become a better person. He legit hired a PR person for himself to check him before he does something stupid again. He is still obnoxious but that’s his theme, that’s how he gets his fanbase, he can’t exactly abandon it entirely, and it doesn’t make him an asshole. So yeah, he’s obnoxious, but he’s actually putting in the effort and making strides in not being a dick. Just wanna point that out.

Won’t somebody think of the racist white frat bros

How much of a dipshit must you be to have to hire a PR firm to tell you what is and isn’t okay to do on your dumb YouTube channel

jumpingjacktrash:

nentuaby:

moonlandingwasfaked:

tilthat:

TIL The South Pole experiences a 6-month period of darkness, during which scientists at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station have a tradition of watching The Thing, a movie about a humanoid alien who attacks an Arctic research outpost.

via reddit.com

that’s the last time and place i wanna be watching the thing

Oh, it’s not just during the long night.

It’s *immediately* after the last flight goes out and there’s no possibility of evac until spring.

antarctic researchers are hardcore

quietpinetrees:

“ “I can tell there’s something between them,” she said. “I mean, I can only see it by looking between them, like their bodies are some kind of door frame. It’s horrible, all hunched over and drooling. I think it’s watching us. It’s hard to tell, but I’m not getting any closer.” “

-QuietPineTrees

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