saltymommie:

andydwyeer:

andydwyeer:

Post Malone is on this episode of Ghost Adventures and Zak asked the spirit what it thought of Post and it called him “dirty” and “afraid” and I’m SCREAMING cause that’s exactly what I think anytime I see Post Malone.

in case some of yall didnt believe me 

I just want to bring this back because post malone said he was cursed by a ghost after doing this episode

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

ive made an oc his name is Alloy and he’s gay and dumb as hell and he’s human passing android but his creator forgot to give him good taste. one of his hobbies is recording ambient noise in starbucks and uploading it to YouTube and he has a network of OTHER Android’s who all comment “I LOVE THIS SONG” on the videos

he dresses like this because he’s a motherfucker and sometimes he’s too lazy to wear his Skin. he scares the Starbucks employees sometimes but his local buckcrew knows him and lets him try fancy new drinks B4 you’re supposed to and look the other way when he plugs himself in and sits motionless for hours in the corner of the store. they’ve never seen his face but somehow he always manages to drink anything they give him despite not having proof he has a mouth

turing-tested:

a recip;e

  1. thos vitamin b energy pills broke open and powder released into blender. two
  2. ice? I think
  3. tei csrrots. don’t peel them just Toss them in there blender will peel themb
  4. I found some frozen mango chunksnin my firdte and I was going to eat them but it took too long to defrost them
  5. green milk tea powder you get at an Asian market becausebyou think oh this is cheap. I will drink it. but you don’t so you need to use it somehow

Steps

blend