bidoof:

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

tainbocuailnge:

because-im-freaking-greed:

tainbocuailnge:

horny on side: honorable. keeps work and private separate. 

horny on main: respectable. the sign of someone true to themselves. 

horny on someone else’s posts: unforgivable and punishable by death in 74 countries.

Political on Hentai/Kink Blog: fucking buffoon. a world class clown. a grade a whole grain free range idiot

this is the literal only good comment I’ve gotten on this post

joulejay:

monsterhiqh:

zombiepigmans:

irish-chikorita:

Ok, so I’ve been playing Minecraft again recently (cause I bought the game for a reason :/) and I was on Minecraft’s Wiki and I’m fucking LIVID because I didn’t fucking realize that they took Steve’s goddamn goatee away

PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK YOU BASTARDS.

he shaved its okay! hes just nice n smooth now

anyone else didn’t realize that was a goatee and just thought he was smiling real big?

you WHAT