juushika:

further Far Lands

beyoncescock:

reblog to magically pass all your exams

hookedonafeelwhennogf:

classicmeevs:

text-mode:

This ASCII of Carlton in Fresh Prince is hidden in the code for a financial software still used by big banks.

who is Big Banks

him…

nerd-husbands:

fun fact: on the Good Place podcast, Jason Mantzoukas said many of Derek’s lines were written by putting dialogue through google translate several times, which is definitely how they got this sentence.

garfieldmunist:

sandandglass:

Why? With Hannibal Buress s01e01

Gee I wonder if this guy is over the age of 40, right wing, with porn all over his blog

Tentative claim: nobody has read the entire SCP wiki.

existentialterror:

adzolotl:

blaruu:

existentialterror:

Am I wrong?

Isn’t it legit impossible because its constantly changing?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-calendar

If you read 30 per day you could catch up on the backlog in about a year, and then you could slow down to ~5 new ones per day to stay caught up.

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not that I’m gonna

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I never said I was gonna

Well that’s not so bad, then. Just a few hours a day and then an indefinite commitment!

turing-tested:

one of my fave things to do is to go to the original sources for memes and just edit the text on the page itself when im too lazy to open a photo editor

perkistani:

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