i know full well griffin left polygon a while ago but seeing this still activated my fight of flight response the same way “heres a name i dont think has been done before: homestuck” and “vriska did nothing wrong” did
“sure eridan did some bad things but his character arc got cut short! he needs redemption!” listen. homestuck ALREADY has an arc for a male character who acts entitled, possessive and creepy towards the girls hes crushing on, and eventually finds redemption through getting a boyfriend. and his name is karkat vantas
The moment we saw the cardboard disk in the “physical copies” should’ve been a red flag
oh dear
Waitholup, there were WHAT in the disk cases??
You know, for a minute there I thought Blizzard had conducted this year’s greatest video-game cock-up. Then Bethesda said “Hold my Nuka Cola” and started a dumpster fire.
Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more
Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”
She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume
She keeps hanging this shit up around the house
Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”
She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough