motherfucker

voiddenizen:

hey. you should follow me.

pros:

i used to be banishedquasiroyal, and as some of you know, deleted my blog when i was feeling like that would solve my problems. turns out im dependent on social media for any meaningful interaction with the outside world. so. hmm. going from 2k to 300 followers is wild

i draw things, some times

my blog theme will inevitably make you feel glad that you’re not me

i liveblog my bad decisions. you too can see this premium experience

cons:

some of my jokes AREN’T funny

i make a lot of bad decisions so like, i liveblog those a lot

if you like severus snape you probably have sent me death threats on my old blog because of my “unpopular” “opinions” (facts)

homestuck

anyway follow me if you want to be cool or w/e

blindbirdnerd:

bagginshield:

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

If I was small in a world of big angry fuckers, I’d make my town hard to find too

rpgnpc:

my art tag // c ommission info
// ko-fi

tbh i think sea fairy probably could shapeshift her hair, so i wanted to try drawing her possible looks!

retweetable on twitter

i would really love a reblog or a retweet !!

also, heres a super short speedpaint:

djmixedtape:

raincityruckus:

la-plus-heureuse:

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

autumngracy:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink

http://timurmurtazin.tumblr.com/post/180541573912/audio_player_iframe/timurmurtazin/tumblr_pii7g9kHGo1w5towz?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftimurmurtazin%2F180541573912%2Ftumblr_pii7g9kHGo1w5towz

slumbermancer:

zagreus:

good

toastpotent:

gunpowder-tea:

Direct action.

bungle said fuck blue lives

agatharights:

agatharights:

agatharights:

You’re all welcome.

Update: now you’re welcome.

hey everyone i keep looking at this and laughing

thatwasuzi:

pbkdf2:

you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler pair of boots just for walking on the moon.

you can see them here, to the right of the suit’s built-in boots.

photos of armstrong on the moon prominently feature the boots!

although i couldn’t find any official nasa photos of the bottoms of the boots, i could find something even more interesting! an x-ray of the boots “taken as a last minute check to see if there were any foreign objects that could compromise the integrity of the spacesuit during the mission, such as broken off tips of needles that were used in the stitching process”

the thick vertical lines are the treads at the bottoms of the boots

on a more pragmatic note: if nasa was faking a moon landing with a $150 billion+ budget, do you really think they’d mess up something as simple as a boot print?