theanishimori:

ramen-hamster:

wicked-trousers:

wolpaw:

When the last human is finally destroyed

those are some killer moves!

i dont like how it looked back at me while it was shaking its ass

imagine Humans sending this on exploratory probes of distant planets and extraterrestrials making contact with this as their first introduction to our species

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

I was on a Russian server last week and this Heavy on my team got in a fight with our team sniper in spawn over his poor headshotting skills, and the Heavy began yelling ‘мудак’ over mic which is Russian for asshole.

well the team medic ran over and said in a thick British accent ‘you called?’ over mic which led everyone to discover the medic mistook the Russian word for asshole, мудак(pronounced mood-ak), as the heavy calling for him.

also because Russians are assholes everyone, even on the blu team, began yelling МУДАК МУДАК МУДАК over and over into the mic as they laughed their ass off because that one British medic responded to the word asshole as if it were his name.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him they weren’t just mic spamming him when he got confused as to why literally everyone was yelling medic at him

alrightinthebayou:

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

tockthewatchdog:

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real