I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

fortidogi:

greylilacs:

greylilacs:

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies. 

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly. 

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best. 

He has a fucking :3 on his face.

what was the flowey discount omfg,,

chongoblog:

cartoonanimegirl:

Oh boy so

If you look in the Undertale section of Fangamer, you can order a bundle of cool merch in what is known as the Determination Combo. If you look underneath the merch info on the right, you’ll see this link that says

“Pssst… hey! $54’s a lot of money, huh…?
You want a discount?”

So you click on it, and you get to this page with Flowey on it and the options to accept of decline the offer.

If you click ‘no’, it’ll re-direct you to a google search page and in the search bar it has “cartoons for loser babies or whatever” (lmao)

If you click ‘yes’, you get $1 off the Determination Combo

…

Now here’s the fun part of the “Flowey Discount”

If you thought that the discount was dumb like I did, you would get a postcard like this along with an Annoying White Dog pin as extra goodies in the pack:

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BUT…if you decided to continue with the discount, you would get a postcard like this along with a Flowey pin instead:

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Clever, huh?

Holy shit Toby


http://timurmurtazin.tumblr.com/post/180491873757/audio_player_iframe/timurmurtazin/tumblr_nxug497g0i1rvzwph?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftimurmurtazin%2F180491873757%2Ftumblr_nxug497g0i1rvzwph

shatterstag:

asexualmew:

klavierr:

INSTRUCTIONS: PLAY LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY.

The second I heard this song I knew it would make a fantastic piano piece. I borrowed quite a bit of the arrangement from Sebastian Skaff but I added a bit of chaos and inner harmonies, and put it in the correct key.

Woah, this is fantastic!!

i feel like an old timey gansta doing deals in a smokey bar listening to this