kraetys:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

‘Frankenstein was the doctor’ first of all that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you ‘doctor’ me

The first intelligent post you’ve ever made

and the last if i have any say in it

gigi-tastic:

remustheravenclaw:

heartnosepibble:

A very excited boy

@jindoshriddle

bouncy baby

This cleansed my soul

bogleech:

jasper-rolls:

jasper-rolls:

why do whiny nerd boys complain about english localizations of horny anime games making the girls wear a bit more clothing when they should be complaining about kingdom hearts 3 turning winnie the pooh into an amorphous white blob in china

justice for winnie the pooh

I thought this was a surreal shitpost but apparently pooh, and just pooh as a character specifically, is banned from China all because a very lighthearted meme came to compare him to China’s leader

I’ve heard stuff going around about the fish blog allowing sickos to be in their discord server (racists, pedo apologists, you name it) so there’s that

floridamanofficial:

ghostfort:

floridamanofficial:

floridamanofficial:

disgusting!

i never want to see them on my dash again tbh

update: i found receipts

festive worm apparently thinks pedophilia is a sexuality so that’s uh…

also there’s this

so, looks like the server was just fucking filled with a bunch of pedo apologists and cishet bootlickers who bonded over their love for an unfunny tumblr blog

racist comments frum here also cuz i dont see it in here

sorry to keep putting this on your dash (im tagging all future additions with #fishcord if you wanna blacklist it) but i found more

so uh…yeah this fucker is absolutely disgusting

markv5:

Ждет своей очереди…

ken-2b:

i made another one sorry

lavasteam:

i don’t even need to give context

writing-prompt-s:

Image Prompt

smeasel:

smeasel:

I gotta go google 3 of these things brb

yeah this is pretty funny

mallownose:

cloudbatcave:

owlbats:

mintysquid:

minkstooth:

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

@cloudbatcave

thanks! I want to burn this from my memory and the earth in general

Garfield, the sibling to Mountaindew and Smokeweed.