hi! im harley. i’m currently looking for a job but in the meantime i’m going to be moving out very soon, and i have to pay for my phone bill myself, so i’d really appreciate it if you could consider commissioning me.
i can do props, weapons, dynamic posing, backgrounds, animals, furries, etc. ocs are welcome. i can’t do any n/sfw, k/ink (even sfw), gore, or complicated machinery. other typical stuff applies like offensive or abusive content. i do reserve the right to reject your request if i’m uncomfortable with it.
if you are requesting an oc, please include some form of visual reference. please don’t just send a description instead!
email actualphoenix @ gmail . com if you’re interested!
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone
This whole post is GOLD
Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.
By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.
But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.
But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.
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