During a bank robbery you’re surprised when the criminals seem to recognize you and retreat in fear. Only later do you learn that your high school sweet-heart now runs a global crime syndicate and has you placed on a “No Harm” list. You decide to pay them a visit after all these years.
since i woke up i had a random, unprompted thought, and ive been trying to remember something really fuckin weird and specific.
it’s an object. like, a shitty food object.
it’s from a cartoon. it’s like. vaguely circular. it’s old and grey or at least very cheap and low quality. it sort of sounds like crumpled paper i think? or at least crunchy. and a character eats it. it’s not a regular thing and it only shows up once.
i THINK it looked like this.
i can see it in my head in the same way you might be able to see someone in your peripherals. it’s fucking bugging me so much.
I think I said this before, but pornbots technically make up ‘people’ that are using the site. As in, they count for how many ‘people’ that are signed up with the site. Tumblr hasn’t wanted to murder the pornbots for so long because stocks usually go down with that sort of purge. It looks like less ‘people’ are using the site.
So!
With Tumblr getting axed from Apple’s version of the play store over child pornography you can imagine their stocks are pretty fucked. So, might as well handle two birds with one stone.