Empress Emily, walking out of her cabin on the Dreadful Wale waving her new crossbow around: Meagan, Sokolov, I know how this works, this isn’t my first rodeo. I want a cupholder, air-con and running lights on my mask please
Meagan: you haven’t rescued Sokolov yet and you only have a face-scarf
Emily, checking the iron sights on her pistol: and another sword, I’ve been able to dual-wield since I was eleven
Old Man Corvo, walking up to the Outsider in the Void: is this the Void? you’re the Outsider, it must be
the Outsider: hi-
Old Man Corvo, grabbing the Outsider by his extremely fashionable double-breasted coat and shaking him hard enough to ragdoll his head and legs: Where’s Alexi? Bring back Alexi you coward bring her back. She was good and pure and no older than my Emily. Bring her back bring her back
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file
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