Nurpo, Nurpo HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaNurpo, Nurpo Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala He eats the coins you drop between the cushions of your couch He converts them into dopamine from inside of his mouth He says amazing things but only whispers to the deaf He speaks of what adults can’t remember And children haven’t the words to describe

2/10 conceptually interesting but biologically improbable and being antimemetically cloaked from adults is redundant when he only talks to the deaf anyways. Too narrow of a demographic

aceofthelostempire:

gork-le:

abcsofadhd:

So I found out a few months ago that wanting to ‘not exist’ or wishing you could ‘just sleep forever’ is also considered suicidal (specifically suicidal idealization). It shocked me cause I used to think that way when I was younger but had previously thought that being suicidal meant explicitly wanting to die.. but it actually involves wanting to not live too.

I think its an important thing to note cause it might allow someone to realize the severity of their condition earlier.

This was the funniest thing to me. Because I was talking to a counselor, and they were like “Are you suicidal?”

“No not really. But sometimes I don’t want to exist though”

“You do know that’s suicidal ideation?”

“…what?”

I wish I kind of knew before. Like honestly, we know so little about mental health.

jadorexjaii:

thetattedstoner:

thetattedstoner:

Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time

For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao

I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times

hatingongodot:

Me: I just need to finish this one credit app and I’ll be able to work on your project.

Manager: Just give it to [coworker I hate] and start the project right away.

Me: Uh. He’s never filled one out before…

Manager: So? It’s a credit application, not rocket science. Didn’t you figure it out on your own?

Me: Yeah, but…

Manager: Julia, stop discounting his competence, okay? He’s a smart kid and he can figure it out.

Me: Okay… if you say so…

HALF AN HOUR LATER:

shitposting-extraordinaire:

peggle2:

bogleech:

glutko:

The largest cockroach ever is named Megalovania LongPenis

seriously though they’re gorgeous

ladies and gentlemen we have finally found Papa Roach

this post is a fuckin three hit combo

catsnuggler:

jonisnotamuggle:

catsnuggler:

What if JK Rowling knows everything that’s wrong with what she’s saying, but she’s got a public humiliation kink?

hey Thorne do you take constructive criticism

Absolutely not cos I’m not the one with the humiliation kink